Wednesday 11 June 2014

IS THIS YOU?

WHILE YOU WERE GROWING UP:


1.YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU NEVER TO READ THIS YOUR UNCLE’S MAGAZINE:






2.  BASIC ELECTRONICS IN YOUR HOME :






3. YOUR FATHER’S CAR:




 4.    YOUR MOTHER’S CAR:




5.    YOUR RICH UNCLE’S OFFICIAL CAR:




6.    HIS PERSONAL CAR:




7. THIS MADE YOU UNDERSTAND BASIC NURSERY AND PRIMARY SCHOOL STUFF











8. YOU WORE THESE TO SCHOOL:





9. MINERAL DRINKS AS YOU REMEMBERED THEM:



10.  AND YOUR AUNTY DRANK THIS TO LOSE WEIGHT:



11.    ESSENTIAL ITEMS YOUR SCHOOL BAG:






12. YOU WERE HAPPY WHEN YOUR MUM, DAD OR AUNTIES GOT THESE FOR YOU:





11. SOME OF THE NOVELS YOU READ WHILE GROWING UP:



12. YOUR BEST TV SHOWS:









.....YOU COULD ACTUALLY RAP “IN WEST PHILADELPHIA……….”


13. AND YOU HATED IT WHEN YOUR FATHER HAD TO INTERRUPT YOUR TV TIME  EVERY 9 O'CLOCK FOR THIS:







14. THIS MAN WAS A MAJOR FASHION ICON



15. YOU KNEW THIS PRINCE WILLIAM...



IN FACT, YOU OR YOUR SISTER ACTUALLY HAD A CRUSH ON HIM.

16. YOU ONCE OWNED OR WISHED TO OWN THIS



17. YOUR FAVOURITE ITEMS OF ENTERTAINMENT




18. YOUR BEST MOVIES:









19. SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITE ARTISTES:




20. AS A TEENAGE GIRL THESE WERE BASIC FASHION MUST HAVES:













21. THE GUYS WORE THESE:








22. THE  MUSICAL EQUIPMENT IN HOUSE PARTIES YOU ATTENDED:



23. THE BASIC MODE OF SENDING SHORT MESSAGES TO YOUR FRIENDS:










24. THE BASIC MODES OF COMMUNICATION AS YOU WERE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL:








25. YOUR ROOM OR YOUR BROTHER’S ROOM LOOKED LIKE THIS:















26. YOU HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT WHETHER THIS MAN REALLY DIED:













26. ……..AND IF SO WAS THIS THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR SHOOTING HIM?













27. BECAUSE OF THIS GIRL?











……IF THIS IS REALLY YOU;


A.        YOU WERE BORN IN THE LATE 70S OR EARLY TO MID EIGHTIES

B.         YOU WERE A TEEN IN THE NINETIES

C.         YOU MUST BE 30 AND ABOVE.

D.         YOU ARE PROBABLY MARRIED WITH KIDS

..... BUT BE HAPPY, 30 IS THE NEW 20….LOL

                           ULOMA LOOMZY EMENYONU-OKORO